Streaming was supposed to free us from appointment television, endless reruns, and whatever random procedural happened to be on at 9pm. Instead, it’s given us something arguably worse: shows that look prestige-y, sound expensive, and somehow still feel like background noise you didn’t ask for. Cable at least knew what it was. These shows? They often aim high, miss wildly, and leave viewers nostalgic for the days when changing the channel was easier than committing to eight disappointing episodes.