25 Times Networks Gambled And Lost On 80s Television

25 Times Networks Gambled And Lost On 80s Television


May 12, 2025 | Alex Summers

25 Times Networks Gambled And Lost On 80s Television


Bright Lights, Big Mistakes

You can almost hear the pitch: “Trust us, it’ll work”. And then it didn’t. These are the TV moments that make you wonder who said yes in the first place.

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Pink Lady And Jeff (1980)

Crash! That’s the sound of Pink Lady and Jeff hitting American airwaves like a glitter-covered brick. Musical numbers drowned in awkward skits, and cultural confusion ran rampant—yet somehow, this chaos aired on NBC during prime time.

File:Pink Lady and Jeff 1980.jpgNBC, Wikimedia Commons

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Cass Malloy (1982)

This TV pilot, based on a female sheriff in a small Midwestern town, played like an unfinished draft. Caroline McWilliams starred as Cass, a widow turned law enforcer who juggled crime and small-town gossip. The script relied on stereotypes and shtick, never letting the main character shine. 

Cass Malloy (1982)CASS MALLOY opening credits rare TV pilot by Gilmore Box

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The Powers Of Matthew Star (1982)

Boom—there it was, another alien-on-Earth story. But The Powers of Matthew Star promised something different: Peter Barton as a teenage alien with telekinesis, trying to blend into American high school life. Cool, right? Except everything—from the stunts to the story arcs—felt half-baked.

The Powers Of Matthew Star (1982)FORGOTTEN SCI FI TV PRESENTS: "The Powers of Matthew Star" (1982) by Keith Bradbury

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Joanie Loves Chachi (1982)

Think about it: Two beloved side characters, Joanie Cunningham and Chachi Arcola, launch a musical career in Chicago. It sounds sweet,  but without Fonzie, Richie, or the classic diner backdrop, viewers tuned out. The duo spent more time crooning than creating actual tension. 

Joanie Loves Chachi (1982)TV Show Openings: Joanie Loves Chachi (1982-1983) by Massacre Films

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Bay City Blues (1983)

NBC placed this baseball-themed drama in the 10 PM slot, right up against Hart to Hart and CBS’s Tuesday Night Movies. Oof. Despite a heavy-hitter cast, the show struck out almost instantly. Only four of its eight produced episodes aired before the network benched it for good.

Bay City Blues (1983)Bay City Blues - Pilot Episode [1983] by Big Muddy Football Guy

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AfterMASH (1983)

Sequels rarely strike the same chord twice, and AfterMASH proved it. CBS plopped Colonel Potter, Klinger, and Father Mulcahy in a stateside hospital to replicate the old magic. Sadly, critics alluded that this was M*A*S*H, with the laughs amputated. 

AfterMASH (1983)After MASH opening credits by ToonORama

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Manimal (1983)

Ridiculous? A little. Entertaining? Depends on who you ask. Manimal introduced Dr Jonathan Chase, a suave professor who morphs into any animal to solve crimes. The special effects cost a fortune but aired weekly with glaring limitations. NBC aired just eight episodes before shelving it.

Manimal (1983)Manimal (1983). Minimum Episodes, Manimal Effort. by Stam Fine

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Automan (1983)

Visually dazzling but narratively bankrupt, Automan tried to surf the post-Tron tech wave. Walter, a police programmer, conjures up Automan—a neon-lit hero who glides through the real world with a floating cursor sidekick. The effects wowed at first glance, but storytelling lagged by light years. ABC blinked after just 13 episodes.

Automan (1983)FORGOTTEN SCI FI TV PRESENTS: "Automan" (1983) by Keith Bradbury

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Jennifer Slept Here (1983)

Ann Jillian played Jennifer, a glamorous Hollywood actress-turned-spirit who haunts her former home, now occupied by the Elliot family. Only the teenage son can see her, setting up an invisible-friend-with-benefits vibe that creeped out more viewers than it charmed. The jokes felt canned, and the setups were predictable. 

Jennifer Slept Here (1983)Ann Jillian & John Navin "Jennifer Slept Here" 1983 - Bobbie Wygant Archive by The Bobbie Wygant Archive

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My Sister Sam (1986)

Pam Dawber suddenly shared her apartment with her teenage sister as a single photographer. For a while, the chemistry worked, but plotlines became repetitive, shifting between sitcom fluff and attempts at “very special episodes”. This show’s ratings sank in season two, and CBS canceled it.

My Sister Sam (1986)My Sister Sam (1986-1988) Open and Theme Song by Life in Analog

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We Got It Made (1983)

Two bachelors hire a stunning live-in maid, and every episode turns into a sitcom battle between male cluelessness and feminine competence. Critics ripped it apart for its shallow premise. Oddly enough, it was revived later in syndication, but even second chances couldn’t save it from mediocrity.

We Got It Made (1983)WE GOT IT MADE Ep. 7 "Mickey's Mom" (1983) Teri Copley, Matt McCoy, Tom Villard by sfinthecity

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The Duck Factory (1984)

Jim Carrey played a naive animator in a second-rate cartoon studio, and while his charm occasionally shone through, the show struggled to find its footing. NBC aired only 13 episodes before quietly pulling the plug. The series aimed to mix showbiz cynicism with youthful optimism but ended up muddling both.

The Duck Factory (1984)The Duck Factory Episode 4 by Jim Carrey

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Legmen (1984)

In theory, Legmen sounded slick with two college students moonlighting as investigators for a shady private eye. But theory and reality clashed. No-name actors, murky scripts, and lazy pacing sent this one straight to the bottom shelf. Even the title confused audiences. Were they detectives or models? 

Legmen (1984)Legmen & The Master promo, 1984 by Chuck D's All-New Classic TV Clubhouse

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The Master (1984)

Let’s talk ninjas. The Master starred Lee Van Cleef—yes, that Lee Van Cleef—as an aging white ninja mentoring a hot-headed drifter across America. Intriguing? Sure. Believable? Not in the slightest. Despite his Western badass rep, Van Cleef was stiff and uncomfortable in martial arts scenes. 

The Master (1984)The Master (1984) Episode 01 - Max by Planet Kult

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Riptide (1984)

Riptide introduced a detective duo solving cases off the California coast, but plotlines often drifted like a sailboat in dead wind. Although it managed a few seasons, the show struggled with tone. Sometimes action-packed, other times campy, it couldn’t decide if it wanted to thrill or joke.

Riptide (1984)Generique de Riptide (Version 1) - 1984 - HD by RecreHD

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Misfits Of Science (1985)

Before Marvel, NBC tried assembling a ragtag crew of mutants: a guy who shoots lightning, a telekinetic rock star, a shrinking man, and a teen girl who moves things with her mind. At first, it was fun, loud, and messy; soon enough, it was gone after airing 16 episodes.

Misfits Of Science (1985)Superhero Films - Misfits of Science (1985) by HaphazardStuff

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Stir Crazy (1985)

Centered on the misadventures of two wrongly convicted friends, the show abandoned the film’s sharp social satire in favor of lowbrow slapstick. The result felt like reheated leftovers, lacking depth. Ratings steadily declined, and despite the cast’s efforts, the show never recaptured the original's timing or chemistry.

Stir Crazy (1985)Stir Crazy (1980) | trailer by MDB trailers

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Fast Times (1986)

Based on the iconic teen movie Fast Times, the producers tried to bottle lightning and spilled it all over. Sure, Ray Walston returned as Mr Hand, and Courtney Thorne-Smith made early waves, but most of the cast lacked the spark of their film versions. 

Fast Times (1986)Fast Times- What Is Life? (Episode 4, partial) by pannoni 8

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The Colbys (1985)

Big hair. Bigger egos. Welcome to The Colbys, a Dynasty spin-off that tried too hard to out-drama its predecessor. Starring Charlton Heston and Barbara Stanwyck, it oozed pedigree—but not punch. Overstuffed with melodrama and lacking character depth, it felt like a soap opera written by a thesaurus. 

The Colbys (1985)The Colbys (4/6) Miles and Jeff Fight (1985) by Shout! Studios

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The Insiders (1985)

This show was aired for 13 episodes before ABC quietly filed it under “What were we thinking?” The Insiders hoped to cash in on Miami Vice-style flair with pastel shirts and brooding leads. But flash couldn’t mask flat dialogue and paper-thin plots. 

The Insiders (1985)The Insiders Pilot (Composer copy) by Kevin

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Fathers And Sons (1986)

Fathers and Sons tried to mine emotional comedy gold from the generation gap between a conservative dad and his modern, sports-loving sons. Unfortunately, it lacked the nuance to stand out. The writing came off as reheated sitcom leftovers, sprinkled with cliches like “back in my day…” and uninspired wrap-ups. 

Fathers And Sons (1986)WNBC-TV Ch 4 - Fathers and Sons - April 6, 1986 by ntsecrets

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The Charmings (1987)

What if Snow White and Prince Charming lived in suburban California? That’s the pitch for The Charmings, a fish-out-of-water comedy where classic characters faced off with microwave and nosy neighbors. The problem? It quickly turned into a one-joke premise where magic met mundane. 

The Charmings (1987)The Charmings - 102 - The Mirror Cracked by Classic TV & More

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Life With Lucy (1986)

Oh, Lucy. Life with Lucy marked Lucille Ball’s final hurrah, but it failed. At 75, she returned to sitcom television without her original writing team or Desi Arnaz’s guiding touch. The result was a well-intentioned but awkward show, where Lucy’s beloved slapstick routines clashed with the physical limitations of age.

Lucille Ball in Life with Lucy wearing yellow sweatshirtLucille Ball Productions, Life with Lucy (1986)

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Out Of This World (1987)

Half-alien, half-teenager, all confusing. Out of This World followed Evie, a girl with a glowing finger and the ability to freeze time, thanks to her off-planet dad, who communicated via a glowing cube. The tone seesawed between after-school special and awkward slapstick. 

Screenshot from the television series Out of This World (1987-1991)MCA, Out of This World (1987-1991)

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The Highwayman (1987)

There was just too much going on in The Highwayman. It starred a futuristic trucker enforcing justice in a dystopian America with a big rig that turned into a helicopter. Special effects gobbled the budget, leaving little for plot or logic. NBC aired nine episodes before cutting the engine.

The Highwayman (1987)The Highwayman : 1987 TV Series Episode 5 by Retro TV


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